Sharp dressed hen

Steven Baird

Sharp dressed

(with apologies to ZZ Top)

Clean beak, new corn
And I don’t know what I am goin’ for.

Sharp feet, gold toes
I don’t need no dainty clothes.

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every boy crazy ’bout a sharp dressed hen.

By ZZ Cock (minds out of the gutter, people).

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12 thoughts on “Sharp dressed hen”

    • Steven Baird September 4, 2015 / 9:59 am

      I had the idea for quite awhile, but never the right chicken shot.. she was the perfect model. I’m glad you liked it. 🙂

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  4. Elena September 4, 2015 / 9:19 pm

    Ahahahaha, I’m literary rolling on the couch, laughing! That’s hilarious, thank you so much for sharing!

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  5. Chris September 7, 2015 / 10:30 pm

    This song is a hell of a lot better to get stuck in your head than Surfin Bird ny the Trashmen.

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    • Steven Baird September 7, 2015 / 11:36 pm

      You’re welcome. And apparently it’s not going to leave. 🙂

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  7. Steven Baird October 19, 2015 / 10:08 am

    Only #2. Dude (Looks Like a Broody) was #1 that week… a classic by Aerohen.

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