(with apologies to ZZ Top)
Clean beak, new corn
And I don’t know what I am goin’ for.
Sharp feet, gold toes
I don’t need no dainty clothes.
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every boy crazy ’bout a sharp dressed hen.
By ZZ Cock (minds out of the gutter, people).
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LOL oh this post is priceless. I really did LOL – twice. Wonderful. Thank you!!
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I had the idea for quite awhile, but never the right chicken shot.. she was the perfect model. I’m glad you liked it. 🙂
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ZZ cock? I’m going to name mine that.
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😀
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Good for a chuckle. Thank you.
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Thank you. 🙂
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Ahahahaha, I’m literary rolling on the couch, laughing! That’s hilarious, thank you so much for sharing!
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Thank you. Not nearly enough chicken songs. 🙂
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This song is a hell of a lot better to get stuck in your head than Surfin Bird ny the Trashmen.
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You’re welcome. And apparently it’s not going to leave. 🙂
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Did it make to the top of the chicken charts?
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Only #2. Dude (Looks Like a Broody) was #1 that week… a classic by Aerohen.
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