For a limited time only, Ordinary Handsome is free if you purchase A Very Tall Summer. That’s two Handsome books for the price of one! Tell them what they’ve won, Johnny!
“That’s right, for a limited time, Ordinary Handsome is free if you purchase A Very Tall Summer. Both have shiny covers and words inside! And did I mention the covers? Yes! They’re shiny! And, um, different colors!”
“That the best you can do?”
“Gimme a break. You told me there’d be pie. And you call this coffee? You wake me up at 5 in the morning for this? And the covers aren’t so shiny. And you’re out of Splenda. What kind of monkey house are you run–”
That’s right! Two for the price of one!
“And this coffee was imported from Saskatoon. Is that even legal? And another thing, where are my shoes?”
Limited time only.